I'm Getting Married!!!

That's a picture of me with my soon to be fiancee, Szechuan House! Mrs. House and I plan to be married as soon as possible, just in time for the blood sacrifice that her parents are planning for her dogs. Say goodbye to dogs!!

If she says no, I am going to die. JUST DIE.

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Meryl Streep was just touching her boob in the Oscars.

Meryl Streep was just touching her boob in the Oscars.

Please tell me you saw this too.

Got raped during holocaust

JOKE :D

Got raped

After all my talk about never being raped, I went and got raped. You gotta be kiddin me!! I was walking down the street, you know the one, when BAM! Rapetown. Population 5. Well, I certainly learned my lesson. No more talking about what'll never happen to me. At least I'll never have to live through something terrible like getting raped during the holocaust.

I'll never get raped

I think I can safely say that I will never be raped. Is that weird to say? I just think there are a lot of wacky and interesting things that will probably happen in my life, but rape does not lie in my future. I will not be traveling the primrose path to the rose garden of rape. Who wants to rape me? Nobody, that's who. No rape for me.

First Post!

Hi all you crazy cats out there in internetland, hahaha!

Today is the first post of my all new blog, Taste your Maker! We're bringing in all the fun stuff from the internet straight to your homepage doorstep. Do you have what it takes to laugh with the best of the people on the internet and the best of blogspace? Don't worry about it! We'll get together and make sure that all the fun quotas are met, here on Taste Your Makers!

Love,

Samuel