12 December 2008

Owly's First Post

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet,

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! My name is Owly, the College Degree Owl. As some of you may know, there has been a great deal of recent debate about the projected 5.8 trillion-dollar-bailout to sectors of...holy shit, look! It's a tiny vole, scurrying past the compost pile! I'm going to swoop down and snatch up that vole with my talons so that I can violently rip out chunks of its brain!

This vole's tiny gall bladder melts in my mouth! I love to eat voles! I also love to make love to owls!

Where was I? Oh my...I've completely forgotten what I came here to say. Very sorry for the inconvenience, ladies and gentlemen of the internet. Have a fine weekend and a celebratory winter solstice.

Very truly yours,
Owly, the College Degree Owl

5 comments:

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Philip Brightmore said...

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Is that you, Jerry the Geological Science Vole? It must be...for only Jerry would know the truth about vole science and how it influences geological science. One day we will meet outside the internet, and I will destroy you. Mark these words, vole cousin.

Cheers,
Owly the College Degree Owl

Anonymous said...

I MISS OWLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel said...

My first and only dog's name was Owl and in my youthful condition of being a little bitch I called her Owly.

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