05 February 2009

The New Years Resolution I've Already Broken

We all make promises we can't keep. That's what divorce is for. But during the shitfaced glory of New Years Eve, our OE-swilling nation huddles together to promise a bunch of batshit crazy things that we could never accomplish in a thousand years. I've already broken mine. So let me be a lesson to you. Or whatever.

My resolution was to stop using images from the Las Vegas news bureau. Goddamn your well-crafted database of high-res PR photos, Las Vegas news bureau! I hope you rot in hell for the beautiful images you've provided free of charge for the press!