05 April 2009

New Job

I got a new job. These are new terms you should memorize:

Butt Sadness/Butt Grief
This is anything to do with the butt that is uncomfortable or causes your shame meter to increase.

Butt Smiles
This is anything to do with the butt that is comfortable or causes your smiles meter to increase.

Mudd Jellies
This is a street term for a new, really hard drug. Instead of making you more addicted the more you use it, it makes you less addicted, until eventually you're scared and run away whenever your buddies bust out their Mudd Jellies for an afternoon of hard drug use and watching Hook on TBS. Would you believe it!

Graper
This is paper made out of grouper skin.

Mickey Tomatopaste
A weird friend of your uncle's that tries to put his fingers in your mouth, then gets arrested at a Hardee's a couple weeks later for grand larceny.